In America, a car is not only the most important transportation device, but also a major form of personal expression. To some, it is a status symbol representing its owner's wealth; to others, it is an image of its owner's dashing personality and (in my personal opinion) testimony to his high testosterone level. To me, it is somewhat of a fashion statement. Yes, I drive a Beetle, a cute but not very powerful vehicle with pitiful trunk space. I am proud of its looks, of its comparative fuel efficiency, and the fact that when my parents visited I could actually fit both of them and their enormous suitcases (OK, only one of them was enormous) into its seemingly tiny space. Sometimes when I sat in traffic, with a line of huge SUVs completely obstructing my view, I would think to myself, "I am smaller and cuter. I can drive just as fast as you in this kind of traffic. I can carry all I need. AND I am not burning a zillion gallons of gas while condemning Bush's policy in the middleeast!" and feel very good about myself indeed.
Yesterday morning I dropped the car at the garage for a maintenance service and then took the Bart to the city. After doing some shopping, I called to inquire whether the service was done. "What's the last name?" "Davidchuk." I answered, waiting for the usual next question "the lastname is Chuck?". Matthew's lastname often illicit such confusion and he was often joked at as "the man with three first names". But this time the question didn't come. Instead I was told immediately that the car was ready to be picked up. So I went back and was surprised to found that not only was the car not ready, but also that it wouldn't be ready till the next day. The boss was angry that someone gave me the wrong information. After some investigation he uncovered the mystery -- it was a case of mistaken identity. There happened to be another customer that day with the name David Chorak (or something like that), whose car was ready to go. And naturally, "Davidchuk" was not interpretted as a last name. I should've explained.
They kindly offered to pay a rental car for me for the day. Soon I was picked up by a young and chatty "enterprise" rental guy in a huge truck. But upon arriving at enterprise, I was told that the only car they could offer me was the car that I came in -- the four door pick-up Dodge Ram, a truck so big that I had trouble climing into it. It is about twice the size of my beetle, and far bigger than anything I had ever driven in my life. I had trouble imagining myself sitting behind the steering wheel, much less having to park this monster eventually. But I had to go home somehow, so I accepted their only vehicle. Turned out that enterprise had set a record yesterday, with all vehicles rented in the area. They were going to have a celebration as soon as I drive off in this last truck.
So I climbed in, with some difficulty, and felt extremely small in its enormous space -- the front row was so wide that I was confident that it could easily fit at least 5 of me. I gingerly backed out of the parking lot and started driving home. At first I was afraid that the car was not going to fit within the lane! Then slowly I started to get used to driving such a big vehicle. I was so high above ground that I could see over all the other cars on the road. Ha, so this is what it is like to obstruct other people's view. And I was so big that I was sure that I could run all the other cars over, even the other pick-up trucks! Was I imagining this, or was everybody looking at me with apprehension? I was king of the road. Power sure felt good. Is this why everyone (including my own two sisters) is buying a humongous SUV these days?
Matthew laughted as I appeared in the humongous truck to pick him up from work. You look so small in it, he said. Small or not, I was quickly getting used to driving the truck. With some help, I successfully squeezed the truck into our little parking space, feeling very proud that it was the biggest thing in the whole parking lot. What did that say about my testosterone level?
I returned the truck today and got my beetle back, shiny from carwash. I am cute and small again. On the highway I was no longer looking down at other cars. No one is looking at me with apprehension. In fact, some big SUV even honked at me for being in his way. But on the street, some kids waved at me, and in the gas station, an older lady smiled at me and asked me how I liked my car. "I LIKE it!" I replied with a smile.
Me and a Truck 

